Thursday, March 31, 2005

In the name of egalitarianism

In this day and age, some ridiculous things are done in the name of equality of the sexes, I suggest a few more important things that need to be done for the sake of gender egalitarianism:

In the name of egalitarianism, single sex toilets should be abolished.

In the name of egalitarianism, high street stores should not segregate their clothing ranges - home delivary catalogues too.

Titles like Mr, Miss, Mrs, Ms are sexist too and should go.

In the name of egalitarianism, sport should be mixed, starting with football.

In the name of egalitarianism, men should take pills to develop fully-functional milk-producing breasts to feed babies so women can go to work.

In the name of egalitarianism, gender should be eliminated all together.

In the name of egalitarianism, scientists should clone an asexual genderless human with a womb and a penis for self-fertilisation.

In the name of egalitarianism, god should be a woman sometimes (as recently suggested by certain feminists remaining nameless). She is sexist because she was unfair when creating man and his physiology.

In the name of god, why the hell is it so difficult to accept gender differences exist for their own sake?

Posted by BB @ 3/31/2005 08:35:00 PM